• 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
• me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

can everyone just read this oh my god 

our-onedirection:

(x)

Liam Payne is just like a girl

• Nathan: Mate ...
• Me: Shit's going to go DOOOOOWWWWWN

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

“If I met you in real life…” Finish it in my ask.

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

chl0roplast:

omfg

potatinghoran:

niall-to-my-nandos:

ckings:

niall-mylittleleprechaun:

hazzamademesmileformiles:

iheart1dand1dheartme:

darcysmum:

louis-bitch:

harrystylespenisjokes:

youre-the-niall-to-my-nandos:

OMIGOSH CAN’T BREATHE.

;ljhklyhkhg no words.

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN OMFG I LOVE THE WORLD

omfgomfogmfg dkjsahglaksdhjgafjkhgaklsHAHAHAHAHA I SAW THIS IN PERSON AND DIED

HAHAHAHAHAHHA OMFG 

PEEEING

I DIED AHAHAH

OMFG WHAT CRYING

oh my fucking god HAHHAHAHAHA

OH SNAP!

Having my first mocha frappé right now

Jskfjsldksmdnal

ian-barry-kyle-wayne-hughy:

Gold. But I would say the same thing.

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

ienjoypiechickens:

if you look up pathetic in the dictionary there will be a picture of me eating a reheated mcnugget

don’t get attached to tv programs

because they will go on hiatus

and you will die